New Prius Helps Environment By Killing Its Owner

Building beige cars has not worked out for Toyota in the same way building environmentally friendly cars has. Now, the Japanese automaker has found a way to combine its commitment to a greener future with its bad killing people habit.

This, according to the Onion News Network, which has the benefit of making up the news. Or, well, has the benefit of making up the news more frequently and getting away with it.

If you want to see auto journalists make up the news just do a Google News search for "Spy Photos" and you'll see a lot of news that just popped into someone's head out of very thin air.

'New Prius Helps Environment By Killing Its Owner'